"That photo was taken shortly before I was shot in the back… which was very strange because it was during a Bob Hope show. I was trying to get Joey Heatherton to put on some pants, for God's sake."

[Bonnie Bedelia gets out her checkbook]

If you're quoting Ghostbusters II more than Ghostbusters, everything you are doing is bad. I want you to know this.

You would think that, from all the sucking and blowing they regularly broadcast, but no, not yet.

[Shakes fist at sky] STAMOS!

Woozle wuzzle?

[Kristen Stewart bites her lip, looks at the ground, twists hair around finger] "Yeah, I guess."

YOU'LL GET THE THIMBLE AND LIKE IT!

What? So it's not actually based on the game? Screw that then! [Flips over comment section, storms out of the room]

You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a doctor who gets "biz-zay!"

We want a realistic, down to earth movie, that's completely off the wall and crawling with magic robots. ALSO, we should win things by watching.

Antiquing?

"NBC has standards"

So how much longer until NBC finally gives up and actually makes Gold Case, hosted by John McEnroe?

I wish he'd pull a Dunkleman and disappear from television.

Of course I love Phil Collins. I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?

These balls are making me testy! If they don't stop bouncing and jiggling, I swear I'm gonna shove this game show up their… Wait a minute, where do you shove things up a ball?

Chris Hardwick? You mean that fat guy from Singled Out?

Not being out in the sun protects his skin from aging.

I must have missed that Fitz engineered it when I flipped over to Fox and was able to enjoy a few brief moments of the World Series without Harold Reynolds announcing.