I want one of those iStark iFitz phones with the arc reactor battery that S.H.I.E.L.D apparently issues to their agents.

"bearded astronaut hunk Will Daniels"

Best episode of the show so far doesn't have Skye/Daisy/Mary Sue in it at all. Coincidence? I think not.

The AV Club

Mark Paul Gosselar needs the work, or else he's going to have to sell his horse Cha-Cha!

Hey, my congressman isn't gay. I had sex with him and he cried the whole time.

[Parents Television Council tries to post a rebuttal, falls over foaming at the mouth with rage]

- Said no one ever

Fox would have settled for a hard roll with ketchup inside.

"This is all your fault, Fred Savage! Oh, how can I stay mad at you?"

"I found this unaired episode behind the radiator. I really think you should throw it away."

Two more episodes shown and they can fit it in the fridge!

[John Facenda narrates] "Much like the NFL itself, @travishepburn:disqus was a lumbering (though violently aggressive) beast, unwilling to face the truth that the world was changing around it."

They should just film Goodell's responses to crimes committed by NFL players and send it to America's Funniest Home Videos.

"Titan A.E. was released 15 years ago"

"a great action adventure set in deep space"

We can't say Dick Wolf on TV!

Premiering next fall, ABC's Agents of S.H.O.N.D.A.

We'll "find out what the AV Club things about Israel/Palestine" when you someone eat it.

Apropos of nothing, I named my fantasy football team Goodell's Credibility, and it's lived up to the name by going 1-6 so far this season.