Oh great, here come the URA's to talk about how oppressed robots are.

"You've heard of blood diamonds, right honey? Well what about this piss diamond I got for you? It's from the GG Allin collection."

I got a rock. More specifically, a kidney stone.

The only Variety that Hollywood cares about is the magazine.

Calling the movie Age of Ultron is just a bit generous, Marvel. It was a Fortnight of Ultron at best.

(Sets up Google Alert for 'Roger Clinton')

Stupid brothers need the most attention!

This is a completely legitimate message, Barry?

Agreed. But we do drink, so who knows what prankster's might do with one's phone?

This is what happens when I listen to Nilsson Schmilsson and lose track of my phone.

What's wrong with Tom Jane playing Frank Castle again?

Alan Alda was an odd choice for a superhero movie, but I personally liked it.

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling studio executives!" - Joss Whedon

"I don't like Carol Danvers." - Kevin Feige

So the bland, pointless love story between Black Widow and Hulk was something Whedon wanted to have in the film?

Rex Reed, but he hasn't actually seen a movie since Clinton was president.

"Keep this purveyor of shitty cornball network TV away from FX!"

He didn't die, he just became manager of the St. Louis Cardinals.

"and almost certain renewals for Grey’s Anatomy and Scandal"

Due to rioting, today's White Sox-Orioles matchup at Camden Yards will be played in an empty stadium, or as it's called in Tampa, a 'home game'.