"You're gonna love my nuts!" - Shredder

"It’s currently unclear whether Amell, Perry, or Tee have strong feelings about Fugitoids one way or another."

It says 'Newcastle' right there on the label, how much more of a warning do you want?

"We can take turns, honey."

Women will like what I tell them to like.

"Any modern movie scene that goes on longer than 6 seconds is just showing off." - Tony Scott

"Kendrick and Plaza will play a pair of women who respond to Efron and DeVine’s online ad for female companionship. According to a tweet from Kendrick, the pair will be named Alice and Tatiana, and will, quote, 'FUCK UP YOUR WEDDING'."

Deep Space Nine?

Breitbart

What's next, Jew-ish shows?

The only bald man fighting in cage matches on C-SPAN is James Carville.

One short of a hipster bingo though, but he could still do it by mentioning cross-fit or veganism.

Next tell us about how you don't even own a TV.

I can't even keep up with commenting here, so how are these assholes finding time to be ignorant and annoying on Twitter too?

I can't even keep up with commenting here, so how are these assholes finding time to be ignorant and annoying on Twitter too?

"When will you people realize that ROBOTS! ARE! EROTIC!?!" - Steve Smith

Transformers: Age of Victorion - They'll rule for 70 years and give the next generation of Autobots the robot equivalent of hemophilia.

Sexpun T'Come

Have they figured out what he needs all those tube socks full of bird seed for yet?

Bad tequila tastes like rum filtered through an ashtray. Good tequila is like the nectar of the gods.