"She said her last boyfriend was Asian, and that crap doesn't start 'till college."

Anywhere! You get it anywhere!

"When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried… I cried like a big, dumb homo."

Hey dummy.

"You think I'm just going to give up now, huh? I'm a Duffy, Liz. And us Duffy's, we didn't give up when we got kicked out of Ireland. We didn't give up when America sent us back, and we didn't give up when Ireland then just set us adrift on a log, all right?"

Anybody but Kentucky. Even Duke would be a better choice, but please God don't let Kentucky go undefeated this season.

So, is Xanthippe a Bajoran, or is that weird earring with a chain attached to it something teenage girls are actually wearing these days?

As a talking crow, I would love to meet Kimmy Schmidt.

"Your experiences are not universal!" [Shoves Logan]

Remarkable people, the Blacks: musical, very athletic — not very good swimmers. Again, l'm talking about the family.

Could you describe the ruckus?

Fox wouldn't let the creators do any of the original storylines they intended to do (To the point that the network made them drop plot threads that were part of the cliffhanger season finale in the very next episode). The asinine backstory was mostly a creation of the Sci-Fi Channel years, when the writers and…

If there was ever a show that deserved a high-quality reboot in today's continuity heavy style, it's Sliders.

STAMOS!

♬Justified! We dug coal, dammit! It's a miracle.
Justified! We dug coal, dammit! Marshals all hard as hell.♬

♬The Americans! We're not spies, dammit! It's a miracle.
The Americans! We're not spies, dammit! Females are strong as hell.♬

Please save your questions until I'm THROUGH, Chuck B.G. Henne!

You know, for kids!

He can finally make that sequel to Nell that audience's have been clamoring for.

@Enquido:disqus, stop trying to make 'on fleek' happen! It's not going to happen!