Lorne finally realized that even if he found a one in a million kind of comedian here there are a thousand more just like them in China.

If I haven't learned that lesson by this point in my life I probably never will.

I should have just said 'a woman' and not tried to be clever is the story of this thread, as told by me, Perd Hapley.

Voiced by an actual teenager, so definitely more plausible than Scott Grimes.

You're technically correct, which as we all know is the best kind of correct.

Seth Green voices a giant man-child, like Lenny from Of Mice and Men, or Seth Rogen in any Seth Rogen movie.

Correction: 'The only animated teenage boy'

No, they just were confused by seeing Scott Grimes on Justified and realizing Steve Smith is the only animated teenager who's not voiced by a 35-year-old woman.

"Do you like watching two rednecks grapple for a few seconds then punch each other in the taint repeatedly? Because if so, do we have the perfect show for you!" - UFC

Yes, but some of you are going to have to settle for grape Big League Chew.

I thought the only thing Men's Health convinced men they needed was anabolic steroids.

They're here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and they've got enough bubblegum to hold out until summer of 2016.

Téa Leoni spoiled that one first.

I died doing what I loved. Having my head inside of a box.

March your ass down to O'Shag-Hennessey's office and explain to him exactly what you did, @avclub-7fe51b13499ad08aba40a93cbf6e98cd:disqus!

THAT'S MY JOKE! I'LL KILL YOU! [Snaps claws in @ArgieBargie:disqus's face]

FEMA, you're doing a heckuva job!

Would you ask Tom Petty to lecture there?

"No one would have known there's a shirt out there that costs $2000"

I can only hope he started out the class taking attendance Key and Peele-style.