[Shakes Fist] Wernstrom.

The AV Club

Will you come off it, @milkproofrobot:disqus? You're not even fucking Jewish, man, you're fucking Polish Catholic.

[Chuckles, turns tape recorder off, then turns it back on to chuckle more]

Taco Tuesday is now known as Freedom Friday! …But it's still on Tuesday.

"It's not a bug, it's a feature." - Fox News

Regent of the World would be more accurate.

I'd like to send this comment to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aero-mail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?”

Release a record whenever they want? Do have any idea what that would cause? Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

Well they wouldn't really be the record industry without the dedication to evil.

Hmm. I don't agree with his deck chair stealing policy, but I do approve of his Cameron kicking policy!

"I ain't playin' this here mp3 on no phonograph."

"Your move, Somalia." - International Federation Of The Phonographic Industry

This is pretty much the definition of rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

Cruz learned everything he knows about bringing down countries from the inside by watching Stephen Harper.

Today will not be known as Throwback Thursday; it will be known as Freedom Friday!

But Louise Wener looked good too.

Joni Ernst says hello.

♫Nationwide, your kid just died!♫