"Hail Atlanta!"

"There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. You know how I know that? Because there's no soy tit, that's why."

♬If you're looking for me
You'd better check under the sea
Cause that is where you'll find me
Underneath the Cam-eron
Underneath the water,

This is about ethics in haystack journalism.

"Apparently we’re supposed to be deeply familiar with the lore of this made-up universe already, even though it hasn’t even started filming yet."

Very few cartoons are broadcast live. It's a terrible strain on the animator's wrists.

Now say "nuclear wessels".

Baysplosions! Also, boobs.

You've got to remember that these are just simple U2 fans. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

The sunglasses do that for him now.

[Hides the Sleater-Kinney Rd. sign hanging in his bedroom]
Yeah, what a bunch of weirdos!

"Besides writing on Michael Bay’s Turtles reboot, Daugherty has worked on Snow White And The Huntsman, Divergent, and an as-yet-unproduced third G.I. Joe film."

Thanks for continuing to misinterpret what I wrote just so you can feel like you've made a good point.

Oh yeah, he's really "sick"

The AV Club

That's your solution to everything, @Citric:disqus, and I love it!

I don't have time to watch a clip from Road House. Can you just have Andy Dwyer reenact the scene for me?

"Having people who actually care about making a good product be in charge of remaking it? What a ludicrous idea." - Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci

An AV Club commentor's jaw can used for making puns about beating someone with the jawbone of an ass.

Technically no. But I do see him each night in my dreams and each day in the silent faces of square-jawed children.