I sentence you to go home with Bonnie Jean for that remark.

It's the one with Fuckeyes fans.

For God's sakes @avclub-b91683b43004775114c06b099964b0b0:disqus, we'd all like to flee to the Cleve and club up down at the Flats and have lunch with Little Richard, but we fight those urges because we have responsibilities.

They only appear once every hundred years. [Van Johnson rolls his eyes]

Dennis Feinstein - Whiting Much like Mr. Feinstein's cologne, Whiting smells god-awful and it will probably make you sterile.

Mark Brendanawicz - Corydon First capital of the state, so it was there from the very beginning, but thoroughly forgotten about now.

Jeremy Jamm - Vincennes Much like Councilman Jamm, just being near it will make you feel the need to take a shower afterwards.

There's more than corn in Indiana!

St. Elmo Steak House is both delicious and within walking distance of Lucas Oil Stadium, so it actually made sense to visit there in the context of the show.

[Governor Pence makes off the record remark about Gary also being run by raccoons, is wildly praised by rural whites in state]

Craig Middlebrooks - Speedway Loud, intense and occasionally terrifying.

Do you mean Martinsville?

Don't worry, our current governor is hard at work finding the Democrats responsible for wasting America's time with this sentimental pap, so he can fire them and hire a private corporation (that just happened to donate to his campaign) to do the same job for twice as much.

Leslie Knope - Bloomington Unabashedly liberal, kind of annoying, but usually right in the long run

He's just reaffirming my policy of never trusting a bald man with a beard.

"but we’re continuing to check Reddit on a regular basis, just in case."

"We can only pray Vince retires sometime soon and puts HHH in charge."

"If you want Calculon to race to the laser gun battle in his hover-Ferrari, press one. If you want Calculon to double-check his paperwork, press two. Enter now."

Dickety? Highly dubious!

I didn't realize U2 released a Bob Dylan album last year.