Can I switch Vince for Joe? Vince is making me nervous. (That would be Joe, Kelly, Max, Shirin)

RuPaul, Hilary Clinton, and you kids!!!

There is where I live.

FMK!

I had to incessantly text a friend who watches the show but wasn't watching it yet and just stress at her without giving much away. Sample text: "Patrick…………………………………………….."

I think I'm just squeamish about watching it get worse. I really can't understand how he isn't hearing the wakeup call already.

Every instant of that group conversation about PrEP was gold.

You don't think he can be shaken up enough by feeling miserable and acting horrible for a while? He doesn't get Richie, Kevin might move (please? please?), he's humiliating himself at parties….

The headline sounded great, but it doesn't seem like they're really taking advantage of the things that make Dan Savage and Jay R. Ferguson awesome. Newly out young'un and affable dad cop? Not the most compelling version of Savage or the most compelling role for Ferguson.

I've only ever bought ice cream from them, but I could be painfully naive.

Good to know. I was asked to recommend TV with queer women recently and came up with a really short list and almost nothing currently airing. I'll check out Banana.

But I kind of love Faith!

Friendsy! Then you can pretend you've done your bit and check it obsessively. I'm full of bad strategies for this situation. I can also recommend much more staring.

Does this mean you're watching Please Like Me???

Why was he having so much trouble? I don't know Spanish, but to my ear it really sounded like her name was made of phonemes that are common in English and Patrick was just panicking and complicating it for himself.

I'm sorry television is so overrun with lesbians. That must be really difficult for you.

As always, I'm with you 100% on Kevin. And hey, was that a Buffy reference?

Wow, I had no idea. I was with Brandon in seeing it as a TV cliche that no one really does. I'm weird about touching people though, so I'm ready to believe this is a me thing. Can't speak to whether it's WASPy.

I had same-bedroom roommates for about two years in college, which really was not a good choice for me, and now that I think about it reflects an alarming lack of self-knowledge. I learned to be very quiet, marathoned porn when they were out of town, constantly tried and failed to become a shower masturbator. I have…

Harsh. I agree that Patrick is far from blameless in this situation, but the line Kevin crossed that makes it hard for me to sympathize with him was abusing his power over Patrick as his boss.