Oh I am not opposed to the fry-up one bit.

I'm almost too invested in Patrick to care that Kevin is a mess too. Patrick seems so malleable, and I just want him to grow and be better and also not get too badly hurt, and I can't get past how badly Kevin is treating Patrick. Kevin is no less dangerous to the people around him for not being a cold-blooded schemer.

Ugh. I don't think we talked about it here last week, but that line of thinking fills me with incoherent rage. Like, way to throw me under the bus and side with the misogynists!

Fuck: Patrick and his thick thighs.
Marry: Dom. Look at him braving the tough conversations!
Kill: Kevin! Kevin would be my kill for most of this season. He's just such trouble.

Poor Dom. This is rough after watching him slowly decide to pursue something more serious. It's good to hear him sounding clear about what he wants now though.

Not to my knowledge. One time when I was arranging a hookup the guy had some kind of mystery relationship he was being super cagey about, and then when I asked if they were exclusive he was hurt that I though that of him and it turned out he had been following some insane code of etiquette wherein you don't talk about…

I just today watched the first six episodes of Broad City and it is made for me.

I can see that. He doesn't have what he wants, he goes back to relentless pursuit mode. Yuck.

YES I am so in agreement. I mostly see Kevin as pretty selfish and manipulative, but even when he seems truly torn I don't find him likable. It's like, great, now he's kind of reckless and volatile too! Now he can make shitty decisions and hurt people from a place of feelings! I'm not impressed.

I'm worried about at-work repercussions for Patrick. There are good reasons not to have an affair with your boss! I don't have any faith in Kevin to handle things well and make a good effort to go back to normal, even though I'm starting to see him as a little less slimy. This episode he seemed more like he was…

Of course Agustín and teenagers is an amazing combination.

Ooooo, oh I'll be fine, ye-eah…

That assessment of Eddie is so insightful! I'd been wondering why I was reading him as simultaneously engaging and not, and I think it is because he's friendly to the characters but ignoring us particularly.

Ugh exactly he's so calculating and terrible.

Can we talk about cum stains for a minute? Everyone is always talking about them, but I've never seen them on clothes or bedding where I might reasonably expect them to appear. Am I sleeping with guys with special no-stain semen? Am I such a slob I don't even notice?

I watched the first season four times in six weeks because I kept showing it to people. I don't think you'll be disappointed!

Affairs (with people they work with!), on-screen rimming…

These sound promising so far! While we're on the topic of imports, do you watch Please Like Me?

I'm a straight commenter! Part of why I love these reviews is that they draw my attention to things I hadn't noticed or figured out, gay things and cinematography things and writing things and other things. I usually do feel like I can see the things Brandon is talking about when I read the reviews, although sometimes…

I also had trouble passing Dan up. I might switch to him once we see the dynamics of that tribe a little.