Kelly, Max, Shirin, Vince

Perhaps Beer Thousand should square off against Mmmhops (the real name of real beer really made by Hanson).

This is exactly how I read that moment.

I think Patrick interprets the "I don't knows" as Kevin being just as swept away as he is rather than the evasion I see them as. His reading of the situation is part wishful thinking, but I think Kevin is encouraging that. And Patrick does have a lot of concerns and anxiety about this affair, so he's not fooling…

I tipped into hatred in the season one finale when he pulled that "it's your fault/problem for driving me crazy with lust" manipulative flattery business on his fucking employee who had repeatedly rebuffed him and been summoned to the office on work pretenses.

I don't see it as honest at all when Kevin says he doesn't know what's going to happen. Patrick asks what's going to happen because he wants Kevin to take this seriously but is too chickenshit to push him about it, and Kevin brushes him off by feigning the same anxiety/uncertainty so Patrick feels like they're in this…

I have a friend who gets freaked out about bedbugs in hotels, and now I know I could buy her a plastic suit! Owen's just full of useful information.

You've got my vote! (Is that not how pageants work? Hell if I know.)

That bugged me more than so many of the horrible things Hannah's done. What a waste!

Not all straight people, my friend, not all straight people. Although actually more than I would like, so I can't pretend to be insulted.

God that's horrifying. And then with the sugar…

Mine is to get a rabies shot! (Seriously that is what you're supposed to do if it seems like a bat has had access to you when you were asleep and wouldn't notice getting bitten.)

I don't know what straight women you're talking to.

Thanks!

I certainly hope not. You thought Richie was too good for Patrick and Frank was too good for Agustín? Well wait'll you see this!

I've been wondering about Kevin's foreskin all year, so it's nice to have that question answered.

That certainly sounds like Agustín.

It's interesting and good to know, so thanks.

I know he's charming and sexy and has flashes of humanity, but I just hate Kevin so much.

I really want to know what Agustin was saying to Richie!