The most satisfying and end would be TB contracting tuberculosis.

Once again, the sexual issues of one white male lead to the unemployment of many people who had nothing to do with it. They’re getting screwed too. Think about the camera operators, set dressers, and the like? His being unable to control himself just shut down how many jobs? He should have to pick up their salaries.

He may be less a tenant and more like a sharecropper. We just don’t know at this point.

Sorry guys, I was hacked.

Since when is making jokes about black people going to the zoo racist?! The pussyfication of America continues!

HRC AND OBAMA NOT BORN IN THE STATES AT ALL - BUT ON MARS!! THEY’RE REALLY ALIENS!!11!!

The correct response is for MLB to do nothing and then the next time Darvish pitches against him, he should throw at his head and pretend to fire pistols in the air and do a salsa dance.

He runs like a six year old who just saw a bee.

Oh, great. Another self-flagellating Portnoy complaint.

This is the right opinion. Unfortunately, you’re about to be overwhelmed with dozens of commenters who noticed that you did not include a caveat that pertains to their specific lifestyle and situation, and so they need to tell you about this slight in detail.

“We ain’t losing six times in 38 days!”

If someone came forward and said W Bush assaulted them, I of course would believe it. I just don’t think he has, but that also doesn’t mean he is immune to becoming a creepy old man. H.W. Bush, I can see it just from the generation and his boys club vibe. Clinton always had that creepy vibe, most people attributed it…

And not one of the ones that makes it past the first 20 minutes, either. If he’s lucky, his death gets to be sufficiently gruesome that it awakens the protagonist to the horrific nature of the society in which he’s grown up.

My college wrestling coach once told me to “whisper equations” to the kid I was about to wrestle because “we were recruiting him, he had the lowest ACTs I’d ever seen, so he’ll probably get confused”.

14 minutes, 30 seconds of crying, eh?

1:00 pm “Oh cool a Deadspin article catching up on that Yi guy. I’ll read this on my 15 minute break. Wonder what ever happened to him.”

It would also be nice if Danner also apologized for creating the snobby elitist she inflicted on the public.

It’s going to be Day of the Triffids: The Reckoning for Weinstein.

“What did it smell like?”

I’ve never done cocaine. Is it true people like to snort it from between [redacted]? I’ve seen people use dollar bills in movies, but never a rolled-up FOIA request.