I’m happy Cosby was found guilty, but American prisons are hellscapes that nobody deserves. And court costs? Yes, this particular rapist can afford that easily, but that’s just another bullshit cost that a) passes the costs of tax cuts on to the less fortunate, b) lets politicians show they are “tough on crime”, and…

Countdown to the first inmate to inquire about Cosby’s pudding pop in 3, 2, 1.....

I created an fake nametag and wore it for a few weeks when I worked at Circuit City. I thought everyone understood my particular brand of humor and that I was pretty funny because everyone started playing along.

Go easy on the guy- he’s still smarting from time he lost that argument about the number of days in a week.

It takes a special kind of asshole to be the worst person in a video featuring a guy recording himself lifting at the gym and dropping his deadlifts.

Landry is like the new guy in the POW camp. His spirits are high and he thinks if he motivates his fellow prisoners, that they can overcome their oppressors. The men who have been imprisoned the longest have seen this before, they’ve seen that it will only end in failure and it’s taken the souls of stronger men than…

Not pictured: Jarvis explaining for 30 minutes how the team which scores more points wins the game

I froze it at 0:38 and replayed it like the Zapruder film to see if my eyes had registered that correctly.

IT’S A CARTOON! So it happens. 

I’m willing to bet that this was something that one of the line workers came up with while high on their break and some shady assistant store manager saw it, fired them, claimed credit, and got promoted to corporate.

I’d share by cutting it in two on a slant so all the soup just ran out onto the table. Then I’d giggle like the dick that I am (whilst savoring the delectable mac & cheese).

Like golf and bowling darts is not a sport.

“Staring into the abyss” was the runner-up slogan, but it wasn’t as catchy.

This is written by someone with no grasp whatsoever of IT systems; direct evidence would be everywhere if votes had been changed. But it isn’t! So hey, if you want to take what we’ve got and make up the rest, comparing live systems to dummy systems (no, live passwords are not ‘abcde’. No one needs to host an event to…

Yeah, you know...the same way Dahmer was an eating people pest. 

I am disturbed by the fact that you, a cat, have learned to use Kinja.

In every picture it looks like he’s wondering if the pizza rolls are ready. 

So he name-dropped the only good cops out there? I don’t see a problem here.

Welcome to the anarchic chaos that is human sexuality, halfway between unconscious dreams and reality, where laws and logic no longer apply.

Whack it.