Nearly none of the NDAs are enforceable, but might be a deterrent

Seems more like Michael is using Cosby to shine some light on how awful and degrading prison conditions are.

Cesare Lombroso would have had a field day with this guy.

terrible, stupid no-nothings and I am no exception

“Nagy” is a Hungarian name and also the word for “big” (as in size) or “great” or “grand” (as in -father/-mother). It’s also not pronounced with a hard ‘g’ because ‘gy’ is an individual alphabet-level morpheme . There’s no equivalent sound in English, but try to pronounce a ‘d’ and ‘j’ at the same time.

When you ram a proportionately large hard wedge-shape object into a mouse’s mouth that’s not what happens. Not at all.

My daughter is 9 and I have to make sure she doesn’t hear about this; she loves animals, especially marine animals so much.

You could have just written “Florida”

Pick someone out of the stands by lottery

But those Soviets sure are crafty!

There’s absolutely no reason to use it whatsoever.

Jesus, he looks like a disease.

The key is to masturbate furiously while you scroll.

After banging Florence Henderson and being pissed on by her son

“Shakes the Clown” wasn’t great

He has a head like a ham and should be stripped of his human rights

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A few days after applying the acidic goo to the feet, all of the dead foot skin begins to peel off in great sheets, calluses popping off heels like cup-shaped magnolia petals opening in bloom, revealing skin as soft and useless as a baby.

I took piano lessons from grades 4-10 and when I was little my parents made me perform for them and their drunk friends when they had dinner parties. Everyone sat in silence, smiling condescendingly and stifling in little burps and giggles while I played, humiliated and totally vulnerable.

Shouldn’t they be getting custom fleshlights? Something useful?