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IndefinitelyIterated
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How about genetically engineer and weaponize an Ebola strain that attacks only people who play video games for more than 5 hours a week?

holy fuck

At the Bottom of the Marianas Trench.

The Amish don’t approve of technology

Pffft. The smart move is to write “Don’t look in this box” on the box. 

Musk would have to reinvent the Kleenex box before he wore them on his feet.

It is kind of mean to Adolf Berle to compare him to Elon Musk.

Mulvaney looks like he just molted.

What? What culture are you talking about?

That’s not sweat, it’s grease.

Diabetes mosh pit.

It’s probably because they’re all sticky.

... with no visible neck.

Ok, “that fat, wealthy golfer”

Also, the batteries are environmental nightmares.

A non-trivial percentage of those cars will be essentially incendiary bombs.

Why did fucking your cousin seem to be the most relevant and illuminating contrast to you?

experience of eating Dippin’ Dots

Vegans are never right.