Look at that, a rapist who doesn’t like people forcing him to do things he doesn’t want to do. How quaint.

Kubler-Ross Remix baby!

Chris Rock: “This cracker motherfucker about to stab somebody.”

It was a bicycle throw.

Spoken like a true (slightly racist) middle-manager.

Nothin’ but (social safety) net.

The Quicker Fucker Upper

“What was going through your head when you were stabbing them? Did you think back to having rickets as a child, and just go ‘God is great?”

Fans of the Patriots ignorant of the patriots.

Be fair. He’s from Western PA. He’s read an Eat N’ Park menu.

The NFL has only itself to blame. They were the ones that latched on to the post-9/11 narrative and whored themselves out a la Toby Keith and 90% of the country music industry. They wrapped themselves in the flag like no other league and rode it all the way to the bank. They re-wrote the narrative about themselves,…

It continues to shock me that God is considered the GOOD GUY in Job.

It will take a while before former football players who lived out normal lives and showed no signs of early dementia sign up to have their brains checked after death. In addition, if they live out normal lifespans, it might take a while for them to pass away. One of the theories about the post-football dementia is…

He has a lot of territory to mark.

it probably fit and then the opening constricted causing massive swelling and the breakage in the spongey tissues leading to that freaky dtraight line across the shaft. this is why metal cock rings terrify me.

But what did your companions say?

It’s like if the rules for the board game Clue stated that the game ended when all of the facts (criminal, location, and weapon) were revealed, but you weren’t allowed to state them together in a declarative sentence. In fact, if you did, you’d be automatically disqualified and then publicly raked over the coals by a…

Don’t forget whataboutism. It ultimately falls down to white people and their deathly fear of having the word “racist” pinned on them, true or not. After all, actual, blatant racists were denying their racism.