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Who has the fragile ego?

A few days after applying the acidic goo to the feet, all of the dead foot skin begins to peel off in great sheets, calluses popping off heels like cup-shaped magnolia petals opening in bloom, revealing skin as soft and useless as a baby.

It would not fucking fit. Musk’s drug habit is getting a bit out of control

Don’t try to explain opportunity costs to these morons.

Not if their solution is useless.

It would not fucking fit.

Why the fuck was he wasting the time of people who do something valuable?

I took piano lessons from grades 4-10 and when I was little my parents made me perform for them and their drunk friends when they had dinner parties. Everyone sat in silence, smiling condescendingly and stifling in little burps and giggles while I played, humiliated and totally vulnerable.

Shouldn’t they be getting custom fleshlights? Something useful?

How about genetically engineer and weaponize an Ebola strain that attacks only people who play video games for more than 5 hours a week?

holy fuck

At the Bottom of the Marianas Trench.

The Amish don’t approve of technology

Pffft. The smart move is to write “Don’t look in this box” on the box. 

How did they figure that one out?

Musk would have to reinvent the Kleenex box before he wore them on his feet.

It is kind of mean to Adolf Berle to compare him to Elon Musk.

Mulvaney looks like he just molted.

What? What culture are you talking about?