That’s not sweat, it’s grease.

Diabetes mosh pit.

It’s probably because they’re all sticky.

... with no visible neck.

Ok, “that fat, wealthy golfer”

Also, the batteries are environmental nightmares.

A non-trivial percentage of those cars will be essentially incendiary bombs.

Why did fucking your cousin seem to be the most relevant and illuminating contrast to you?

Hawt!

It most certainly will not remain self-funded. L O L

There will not be a Mars colony in Musk’s lifetime or the lifetime of his children. There are so many problems that we don’t even have a beginning on how to solve in actual practice.

experience of eating Dippin’ Dots

Vegans are never right.

You’ve essentially made the case that Messi is decisively the better player.

I think it means that we should refuse their advances, for the sake of our sanity. Sorry gals!

Part of me just died.

If your personal life requires project management software.... that’s not good.

I don’t think there’s anything particularly erotic about a chin rest, but, hey, whatever...

Women still outlast men by several years, with the average Russian female living to 77.06, compared to 66.5 years for males.