I thought the headline said “Floyd Mayweather Jr.” until I remember that I was the one who could read.

They are powered by tiny black holes, actually. More dangerous than a crockpot.

You’re supposed to wash them.

Why did he apologize in an email? That’s weird. If I was standing next to a colleague and went pat her on the back and my had went up into her shirt I would immediately pull back and apologize. And since it was an accident, she would probably just say no problem and that would be that.

Holy shit, yes. Most of the pro-influencer posts here have clued me into why people think Trump is a successful businessman.

I think its good that the Canadian guy who dresses up like the Hulk for lacrosse matches has someone like you, Kim Jong’s Angst, to stick up for him.

Introducing the replacement for the viral Tide pod challenge

It works for me.

I thought this would involve Danny Glover.

The parking lots were a sea of trash by mid-afternoon.

It’s also worth noting that aside from all the rape and sexual harrassment, there’s the fact that he’s been an asshole to pretty much everyone, male or female, he thought he could get away with it with. Who the fuck would want to bother trying to work with this toxic piece of shit again or support any comeback/.

Almost all generals and admirals are liars and lickspittles. That’s how they got to where they are.

calling his cell and office phones with threatening messages

Time to get started on that abortion app: ‘Bortix

The only other ship that was available was the Syphilis. Historical fact.

What? Was this Weimar-era Berlin?

She has children just so she can eat them.

Sometimes after Sunday school lessons he offers to teach the boys some wrestling moves.

A modification like this is the very first thing a middle-schooler thinks of after 5 minutes of playing with a Nerf gun.

Its a conspiracy.