It looks like Trump is sneaking up behind her to bite her on the shoulder... again.
Do you have a chimpanzee? I’ve had a craving lately...
I would expect, and settle for, nothing less.
Just act like your too cool for the place anyway, fuck them.
Thanks asshole. When I’m dying I’m sure this will be the last image to flash through my consciousness.
Would you rather get yelled at by one Patrick Ewing-sized tiny person or ten tiny person-sized Patrick Ewings?
Like when my dad went out for a pack of smokes...
Half of it is like a boring-ass grey-washed “Where’s Waldo.” And I hate to see that kind of abuse of a perfectly good dry-erase marker.
It’s like setting up a vanilla self-serve soft ice cream machine in a prison camp.
She gives dogs a bad name.
Or you could just hire someone to kidnap the asshole’s family
Cage swinging a sledgehammer and screaming
Great, so the next step in human evolution is to become Smurfs.
Is that something like being a rapist?
Backpfeifengesichthaus
Well, there are these things called ‘books,’ and they hide them in these places called ‘libraries.’
That’s right next to where he lays his eggs with the ovipositor just above his tailbone.
They are well-constructed and multifunctional, since they also reach down into his pant and prevent his balls from being chafed by his ankles.
No, but the refrigerator is running...