He’s a senator.

He should also look into, you know, maybe some vitamins and sunlight.

I think they should make up for the lack of Christian imagery on the Christmas cups, at Easter with Jesus on the cross... but with a giant throbbing erection.

Fictional women can’t give consent, nor withhold it.

Ahem. That’s “‘gorgeous personal secretary to Bob Taft Sr’ from Canada, so you wouldn’t know her”, if you don’t mind!

Some people are hunted

Nerds.

Now she has a word for it.

I want to hear his spine explode, and record his screams to be my ringtone.

Can you not just have an opinion without first needing to verify that others agree with you?

Does anyone know where this trend came from?

He does it himself

Plus, its more of a personal touch. Like handmade gifts for close relatives rather than gift certificates for everybody.

No, its to cover up that the only thing he can think about is high school boys’ penises.

Extra boiled potatoes with the boiled fish tonight!!!

Fetal alcohol syndrome. Their mom thought it would be okay to drink up to the point that only one fetus would be damaged, because then with two of them in there they would only get half as much booze and come out ok. Turns out, that’s not how it works.

Right testicle, could you ask what left testicle has to say?

It’s Florida, could have been far worse:

Reynolds is good, as is Charlie Stross. Iain M. Banks, too.

It was realism. People don’t usually grow or develop from adversity. If anything it just makes them worse than they already are.