What RWNJs read:

I’ve been to Omaha twice, but I’m white, so no one was going to be racist toward me, and I would never really get any impression of people’s attitudes toward black persons since I wasn’t even spending time with locals; nevertheless, I believe you because I’ve spent long times in places just like you describe. So, I…

He was referring to the university officials as the ones with power, not the athlete.

No, Chris Christie ate the reanimated corpse of John Wayne Gacy. In one sitting.

It’s nearly time for the new review

I still get that as an earworm. That and the “My Buddy” jingle. (That fucker is no one’s buddy.)

But at least he didn’t die.

That’s his daughter.

There won’t be pines. All the trees will be dead.

That’s where the TB12 vibrating sphere comes in. Or, goes in.

Kevin Spacey was your hero?

Different people process things in different ways.

So, a stab-me-in-the-eye kind of way.

Lucky you. My wife only has to wait five minutes.

This is an actual maintenance check for Air Moldova.

Fewer.

The bees caught him.

I thought it was because they want to hide acorns in her various orifices.

Hot.

Much of her cortex that would be dedicated to language processing in humans is tasked with generating the ultra-high pitched screeches she uses to liquify the internal organs of her prey.