if that was anywhere close to true, a pandemic would be a dumbass way to do it.
This one in particular, and all the recent ones really, since they kill almost nobody.

But hey, conspiracy gonna conspirate I guess ^^

Charlie Rose: Now “Chinatown” was a classic, but you had problems with the sequel, “The Two Jakes”?
Robert Evans: Oh, boy. Disappointed? I had the blues like Chasen’s had chilli. I said to myself, “Evans, you forgot Hollywood rule #1: “Kill Homer Simpson.”

Hot take! I enjoy his comedy and also realize that he can be a little cranky because he’s old and things have changed a lot. I know what I’m getting when I watch him, and I don’t expect anything else.

Flip or Flop is the fucking worst. No matter how many of them you keep pumping out, Christina, no one gives a shit about your goddamn babies.

Most audiences are dumb.

What the fuck is happening

Tweel: The preferred brand of getaway drivers everywhere.

This uh...wasn’t a review. 

We all JOKED about getting another swordsman from Fire Emblem. And it happened. Are you serious, Sakurai.

Uh if you knew more than the one black person at your job you’d know that we have a wide variety of names. I mean it could be worse I could be name ESPN, Dakota, Chad or any of the other stupid ass names you all have given your kids. As for the Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich last time I checked white people eat fried…

Hot take: everyone has been taking Star Wars way way way way way more seriously than they should have been since about 1993 at least, if not earlier, and everyone should shut up about it for a few years.

Baby spinach >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lettuce. Fight me.

When I was a young Naval Officer, I went to helo control school where we learned to run the helo tower on destroyers and other small ships. Part of our training was to take part in deck and cargo operations with a MH-53E - the big three engine variant.

MH-53 is way more bad ass. Two of those flew over my house a couple years back when they determined that the Catskill Mountains were similar to the terrain in Iraq or something and they were doing practice drills. Insanely loud and big. Never heard anything like it. 

It’s a little different from how we usually procured Soviet aircraft.

Little known facts, not on internets:

You wanna know what the best thing about tweels will actually be?

Wait, wait, wait. You’re telling me. YOU ARE TELLING ME. That an issued piece of US military equipment doesn’t work properly in actual field conditions? How dare you. HOW DARE YOU, sir, besmirch the good name of...