I’m gonna pretend the dog is Chewbacca.

Man, I can tell this was during my, I’m too poor to buy video games right now video game sabbatical in the early ‘aughts. I came back to some of these but boy howdy do I have no clear recollection of any of these releases.

This school librarian in Kansas stands with them.  Good luck Chicago teachers.

Galvatron gets it.

Starred for toilet gang.

I am faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar too lazy for PC gaming. I wish I had the gumption.

And yet in those gawdawful books Jack Ryan is a policy nerd who occasionally gets into shoot-em-ups, not freakin’ Rambo.

I like the cut of your jib. Columbia as a whole can die in a tragic grease fire too.

Bravo.  I doff my hat to this comment.

One of my students after watching that video during lunch today: “Holy shit. Is Ric Flair dead?!?! Aw nah. He’s breathing.”

I ‘member one time back in ‘82 or ‘83 Doom was hard up and I floated him a loan so he could build some kinda jiggedy-whosits.  Dude said he’d pay me back after he vanquished that fool Richards but I’m still waiting bro!  You need to answer my calls!  Egg-fu out!

As a public educator the Taco Bell employees are right to laugh at me.  Big Taco has deep pockets.

Don DiMello is a member of my secret society of supervillains. Makes a mean eggs benedict too.

Yes. I am a heathen.

I have been completely destroyed by Captain Falcon and Samus more times than I would like to admit.

I’ve built a dedicated and attractive shelf above the tv that holds all of our systems for this very reason.

This game is SO realistic that my horse randomly turned into a completely different horse but kept the name and stats!!!

My little one calls Mario Odyssey Mar-Mar.  So Mario Kart is Mar-Mar Kart.  Super Mario Bros. 3 is Old Mar-Mar Game.  It’s pretty cute.

No Tenchu, no Egg-fu.

I am a high school librarian and proud(?) to say that a lot of my students read and enjoy King. All of the recent adaptations have done their job.