I had students in my library testing and by some quirk of fate they all had their phones turned off. Truly a miracle.

As long as Mahomes can get this team to a playoff loss, I’ll be happy.

Now this is the kind of subtle super-villainy I can get behind.

When not trying to conquer the world as an international super-villain I am also a school librarian and boy-oh-boy this book.

If you’re willing to commit more crimes, please come check out my class, Your Inner Super Villain, at the Adult Learning Annex. We’re no longer meeting in the basement and I promise to bring delightful Hostess Fruit Pies.

Congratulations. This will play to my bottom line as I deploy my growing army of Egg Fu Strikebusters™ 

Coke Zero Vanilla > Coke Zero Cherry > Coke Zero > Coca-Cola Classic > New Coke > Diet Coke

Counterpoint: I recently came across the peanut-butter chocolate variety and I’ve spent all day at work eagerly awaiting a bowl of this delicious manna when I return home.

This is why I installed a shelf above my television. Ain’t kids fun?

Sounds good! Thanks for recommendation!

It’s sweeping through the midwest like Mongol horde.

We’re on the MO/KS border and Freddy’s have been moving east from Kansas for the last couple of years now and I’m glad they are. Everyone deserves that sweet-sweet fry sauce. My kiddos go crazy over that place.

I would kill (and as a super-villainous egg monster, have) for a Steak and Shake in my particular locale.

With little bit of ketchup I can handle their fries but I always roll the dice and risk heartburn with their onion rings.

Your unaldterated trsh! #maga

As a proud midwestern egg-about-town, I prefer Freddy’s or Culver’s.

This mafia friendly super-villain approves.

Egad!

It would appear my scheme to corrupt the youth with brazen images of preggo-Spidey has been foiled! I blame you web-slinger!!!!

Once upon a time I-70 between KC and STL there was nothing but billboards for strip clubs. I miss those days.