*raises hand* ...I kinda...like the rectangular headlights...

Excellent. This clears the road for Egg-Fu for Senate ‘18!!! Watch out Minnesota voters!!!

Hey Spidey! I’ll have you know that me and my villain friends have already pirated this feel good film of 2017! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! What say you now webslinger???

I enjoy the show but am still confused by the giant tardigrade.

Yes, please be distracted by this as Egg Fu works on his un-make Huckabee plot. It involves time travel and many, many saltine crackers.

I work in a high school and I wish our cameras had that hi-def with sound that this hoax does.

It’s all falling into place for Egg Fu. First the Inhumans, then ABC, then a couple of fair-to-middling states, then a Waffle House franchise! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

As a Chiefs fan it is only fitting that the “Year that EVERYONE Hated Football” they are playing so well.

In the parlance of our times, shut up and take my money Nintendo.

And if you live in Walmart country, might I recommend Ken’s Steakhouse line of premium salad dressings.

As the spawn of an evil chicken from beyond your mortal realms, Egg Fu can attest to the vileness of these feathered fiends. Eat away my friends.

He wins the Egg Fu New Character Find of the Year for 2017.

The Rhino is on my bowling team. He was...really upset about all of this.

Spidey, Egg Fu cannot help but agree.

Egg Fu approves the use of the egg medium in this breakfast novelty. That is all.

Mrs. Egg Fu has come to love the Switch and Splatoon 2 and in her newfound bloodlust is demanding this game for Christmas.

Yes, yes. Wizards. Don’t look over here at the acclaimed international super villain Egg Fu.

Master Chief knows what he did...

I enjoy a lot about the Switch; I can play Zelda why Mrs. Egg-Fu watches TV, the kids get a lot out of playing 1-2 Switch (goofy, but fun), and it’s just a gaming machine (no netflix, web browser, etc.).

My Switch and I are laughing our way to the video game retirement home.