You know, NYC can get bent for unleashing Rudy “9/11" Giuliani on the world, and for their general arrogance, and for being such an overwhelming media market that the entire country has to sit through far too many primetime games featuring teams from that shitstorm that yearns for mediocrity called the NFC East, but…

I can’t watch that and not hear the theme to ‘The Right Stuff’ playing in the background.

That tidbit deserves it’s own article. That might be the best thing Ryan Tannehill has ever done or will ever do.

I guess you finished the article before this gem came out

Every goddamned year:

Lifehack: If you shave and wear your cleanest shirt, Best Buy lets you “try” the tablets for up to six minutes or so.

Chip’s waiting until the Titans O-line gets Mariota juuuuuust maimed enough for the NFL QB Scratch ‘n Dent bin.

“Ho boy, if this doesn’t pan out, I don’t know what I’m gonna do. Library won’t let me use their computers anymore on a counta me tryin to sleep on the couches”

“I love Deadspin the internet but holy fuck could they use a better proof-reader”

I love Deadspin but holy fuck could they use a better proof-reader

If by "loaded up", you mean "tried a bunch of random PIN code combinations on his Tracfone", then yes, yes he did.

I felt like Deadspin was pro Tomsula last season. It definitely started as mocking but he was so sincere, there became legit affection for Tomsula.

I know this is sacriligious here, but I rooted for Jim Tomsula because he worked his ass off and took shit for years only to be put in the worst possible position. He’s the anti-Lane Kiffin and I respect all of those shitty odd jobs he had to work.

Tomsula loaded up his phone with extra minutes today so he could read and laugh at this.

No one could shed blockers, or blood-stained suits, faster than Ray Ray.

You’re not wrong about Ray Lewis. He’s definitely a cut above the rest.

the bigger question is did he find another band and flew them instead because he got a better deal

Why not both?

+1 rubber duckie