...ffs, I was making a joke. I hate it when my snarky jokes are actually true...

Should’ve been called back for having 12 players on the field.

QBs are required to call plays and adjustments in both english and french.

wow.. so, theoretically, in Canadian football, a player could catch the ball, run downfield for over 100 yards, and NOT make a touchdown...

Likely the same reason a lot of football games used to be broadcast with visible infields. Dual purpose stadiums.

Let’s hope their fan promotions nights go off without a hitch!

This pathetic slander needs to stop. Craig James has never been accused of using heroin

Are they swapping out their fan base? No? Then yes. They remain detestable.

Hey, our shitstorm comes soon enough! Don’t jump the gun.

[Manziel] showed up to the Cowboys offices with a needle hanging out of his arm and a dead hooker in the trunk of the car that he crashed into the light pole on the way in.

You would, but at least we lose the right way - from blind loyalty to washed up players and/or coaches.

I always enjoy reading the inevitable “Dallas is Back.” after the Cowboys win two of their first three games of the season. They’re even more enjoyable going back to read those stories after the team finished 6-10.

WELL FUCKING SAID

You would think we could make the playoffs more than we do....

Nobody actually believes that “America’s Team” crap, do they?

“Those peanuts would go great with the milk I’ve kept in my mouth for the past 5 hours”

You would think that after two decades of obscurity I would get tired of rooting against Dallas and their fans. NOPE. I remember you shitheels. They could go 2-14 for 50 years and I’ll root against them every single time. My disgust for that team is radioactive.

What about me?

They say they’re America’s Team but I’m not feeling it

I have never felt more sympathy for Cowboys fans than I do at this very instant, having just finished this article.