Your team is owned by a family whose patriarch was one of America’s greatest Nazi enablers.

Fun fact: Derek Anderson's BBQ sauce is made from locally-sourced free-range horse balls.

RGIIIs was worse in the football sense in that he was once considered a blue chip franchise savior and is now a member of the Cleveland Browns.

It wouldn’t surprise me if the guy at the stadium was literally selling Penis Water. It’s Cleveland.

My teams are “The Under In The Browns Game” and “Whoever Is Playing The Browns Minus Whateverthefuck”

My dad is in his 60's. The Lions have won 1 NFL playoff game in his lifetime. There is no comparison.

Hey, that was some poster's claim, not mine. I'm an Eagles fan. The only thing I know about Browns QBs is that seem to arrive then depart like a bad oyster.

Actually not true! Tim Couch was the best quarterback since the Browns came back in 99. He probably would have had a decent career had they had quality players around him. Sad thing is that the expansion draft for the Browns was no where near as favorable as the ones that Charlotte and Jacksonville were given. Rules…

Hello-hello-hello

So does mental illness.

I don’t even like when my team plays the Browns. I’m afraid they’ll get....Browns all over them.

Derek Anderson was the best quarterback the Browns have had since our return

The Browns may not win the Super Bowl this year. They might not be AFC champs. They might not even take their division. But with RG3, they’re bound to overthrow somebody.

I was hoping that by reading this I would feel better about being a Lions fan. Somehow it was an insufficient amount of misery to make me feel better. We lost another one of the best players ever too soon again this off-season because we suck so bad.

Hope springs eternal

Why your team sucks

How often during the course of writing these for the Browns do you consider saying “fuck it” and just submitting the title with nothing below it?

I always thought they were the team from Playmakers.

The Tennessee Titans are one of those generic teams that played against the Miami Sharks in Any Given Sunday. Not one of the ones that made the playoffs.