Well that and the dream part. Conservatives love dreams because, like the American dream, they never come true.

I read once that there was a year between the I Have a Dream speech and King’s death, and during that year he was working on economic justice. People seem to skip over that part.

I like to follow the money. Is Peter Thiel behind this?

If you think what is going on right now is a race war, then you are actually admitting that the entire police force represents only white people and you instantly lose the argument.

1. What about black Jews? Cough. Yeah.

Go ahead, klanman. Sue my mom. She can take it. Honestly, she deserves it. Teaching me equality and shit.

I came across one of this guy’s letters in an older, whiter relative’s house once. It was like finding the ur-text of dogwhistle trot memes. Also, I work like three blocks from his office, so fuck.

When white men act like victims of racial injustice it often sounds like the whinings of a 3 year old, rolling on the ground demanding ice cream whenever someone else gets to have some, when they have just had ice cream, and shared with no one.

“Black people are the problem and racism doesn’t exist.”

And now I can’t either. Fitting, thanks 😉

“Klayman stated the claim will be submitted on behalf of ‘white, Jewish, and Christian’ members of the population...”

As someone who works in a law firm I can tell you that the bar is very low.

I’m pretty sure most faith leaders would look askance at anything relating to actual human people being characterized as “blasphemy.”

Sometimes I wonder how low the Bar is set to become a lawyer.

I keep reading “Klayman” as “Klanman”. I just can’t read it any other way.

This guy’s argument sounds like this encounter I had on a playground as a kid. Other kid hits me in the shoulder. I hit him back in the shoulder. He hits me again, and then proclaims “Now we’re even!”

If it makes you feel any better, 99% of politicians who make a claim to only run for X number of terms end up running for >X number of terms.

I’m pretty sure I once read an article about basketball in China (about Marbury, maybe?) which said that the home team is responsible for hiring referees, and the results were...what you’d expect. Is that true in soccer also?

Check his contract for “Termination for Cause”, this looks like an attempt to get fired.

Made in the USA.