I preferred the Chinese Justice Friends just a tad more

Who among us doesn't have fond childhood memories of watching the Chinese Super League?

Believable.

He’s a good douche. They do exist.

just as much of a cock? He was just handed a 21-month prison sentence. But yeah, Ronaldo does like taking his shirt off.

Hot, but true take. I pay due respect to Messi’s talents as a footballer, but in the “Messi v. Ronaldo” debate, I’ve lean toward Ronaldo. Messi strikes me as a guy who has crafted a better public persona, but is just as much of a cock as Ronaldo. But Messi's almost petulant response to Argentina’s Copa loss says tons…

I like how some of those women act like because they weren’t harrassed then he doesn’t harrass any women. O.J. didn’t kill me with a knife ergo O.J. isn’t a killer!

There’s a lot of money involved here, she could be staying quiet to keep her options available at Fox so that she can drive up offers elsewhere. It’s possible that she might never talk, especially if this is a quid pro quo sex harassment case which tend to turn into awful messes.

That take was so hot it doesn't even register as pain. This is the winner.

It remember reading that a football game only has 15 min of the ball actually being in play. Just so much time goes by between plays. How people can say soccer is boring but watch football always confuses me.

And yet somehow it still beats two hours of commercials to go with one hour of football

Actually that would have been a great karmic moment after what Henry did to Ireland.

Well the defending world champions decided to play with their hands, and looked liked a drunken me taking PK’s. So it wasn’t a great tournament all around.

The champions this tournament deserved.

The Portuguese really need to work on their celebrations.

Wait wait wait...so they make the losers depart the field through a tunnel formed by the winning teams players? That seems suspiciously like a slightly more classy form of tea-bagging.

This proves once and for all that Ronoldo is the best athlete ever.

Hahaha! I fucking knew it. Fuck both these teams.

*fart noise*