Moth er of God.

Why does George Will get all the blowjobs? I have obnoxious opinions too.

He pays the bills of numerous terminally ill young cancer patients and was named the most charitable sports figure last year by dosomething.org, beating even John Cena and Serena Williams. He is a generous man. And he cares a lot about the game and his role, as his tears showed. And he didn’t quit on his country or…

+2 (years’ suspended sentence)

I can believe I'm actually saying this but... I feel bad for Ronaldo.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Payet had a strong tackle, could be considered dirty (I wouldn’t consider it dirty). Bent Ronaldo’s knee in a weird way, probably a sprained or torn MCL. Ronaldo tried to keep playing 3 different times and finally had to give up.

At least he didn’t fall into a moth pit!

Now I REALLY hope Portugal wins. Literally lose-lose for everyone involved.

I’m just going to fill in the gaps left by the headline and assume that Ronaldo was injured by the moth.

Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math

At least Messi had the decency to play the entirety of regulation and extra time before not winning a title for his country.

The moth went in studs up and didn’t attempt to play the ball. Should have been a yellow.

WTF is this post?

Wow, Sunil Gulati’s minions literally created an unequal playing field to subvert the USWNT players’ “Equal play, equal pay” argument.

That’s damn unpretty.

All this tells me is too not get drunk with Laura Herrick unless I’m up for a good raping.

The Stanford Incident: starring Tom Cruise as the prodigy whose life was ruined by a naked dame who selfishly fell beneath his Adonis-like physique.

Every single fucking time. Drunk rapists can’t be held responsible for raping because they were drunk. But drunk rape victims have to accept that they are responsible for getting themselves raped — because they were drunk. Otherwise known as the Emily Yoffe principle.

And men, you just keep doing what you’ve been doing. You’re perfect. And if you see a woman who is unable to take charge of her body and sexuality, take charge of those things for her.