At what point in the last several decades has the national conversation been coherent???

I love the police report’s note “(referring to his playing career)“, just in case anyone in the justice system hadn’t seen T-Jack at work.

Hell, what about that “Billy Haisley” character?

I’ve been too busy still trying to wrap my mind around Kansas City being in Missouri to worry about that. I mean, what the hell?

Should’ve decked said idiot when he was in the end zone. In Canada you get 1 point for that.

I’m suddenly grateful the Seahawks only took 38 years to win theirs.

Figured a nice big shit-eating grin would do the trick, did he?

Concur, bigly.

I was skeptical until he went to the ALL-CAPS. NOTHING IS MORE PERSUASIVE THAN ALL-CAPS!

True. He’ll commit other, vastly more appalling ones.

Talk is the Raiders will be next, since they’ve evidently decided that Tijuana would just be a bit too on the nose.

And the XFL shoutout is sure to be a crowd pleaser!

Motto: “It’s just a flesh wound.”

“it was a great place to get free candy”

Yep. The second he croaked, he somehow morphed into this gentle spirit too beautiful for this world. On some level I do feel sorry for him in the sense that I’m sure he wasn’t born a monster. But his songs are all over the radio, or at least the old people radio, and it creeps me the hell out.

Well, that’s a relief. I saw the headline and was worried my iTunes notes had been hacked.

The only problem is I firmly believe he is in fact a hipster Eurosnob doodyhead.

I can post on Screamer; the post just doesn’t appear anywhere. I believe I too accused Mr. Haisley of being a hispter Eurosnob doodyhead too many times.

Can he be charged with perjury, if he claimed to have been squaky-clean in order to get his absurdly light sentence?

Because sometimes the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of some poor soul who happens to draw the attention of a depraved lunatic who has no trouble at all getting his hands on a fucking gun.