“What he’s looking for is the Spanish Inquisition,...”

Oh, please.

If the Padres can manage to make that right, good on them. But it should take some real effort on their part; that was an ugly scene.

I’ve been a Sanders supporter. I still could be, if he would just remember, and help remind everyone else, that whatever happens we have a giant fascist Cheeto that needs stopping.

Clearly she’s too young to remember Nixon, or she’d know what a really wicked president means.

This is just not true. Perot took more votes from Clinton than from Pops Bush. Clinton was way ahead in the polls until Jug-ears got back in the election, whereupon things tightened up.

An opportunity to take a gratuitous crap on MLS and Haisley is nowhere to be found? He must still be trying to work out how this is the fault of MLS having a salary cap and no pro/rel.

Plus, check out our professed HRC supporter’s user name, and how closely it resembles the word ‘misandry’.

The Donald Trump presidential campaign?

All Passes Matter.

Well, it stands to reason that someone named “Smegma” would support an enormous pile of smegma that somehow achieved a facsimile of consciousness.

Well, I’m sure you can list specific examples of such a terrible thing happening if it’s really a problem.

Yep. If Kim Jong Il were a white dude who owned a football team, he’d be Dan Snyder.

They will never be your Bee Stuff Burden. Never, never, never, never, never, never, never Bee.

Theoretically, yes. But in fairness I should point out that I am deeply offended that the football team in Pittsburgh isn’t even honest enough to spell their name “Stealers”.

My heart goes out to the janitorial staff at CNN.

Not a groper AND not Hitler!

‘“Showing your sensitivity by eating an American dish is the most insensitive thing you can do,”’

There’s a great bumper sticker -

And making Germany great again.