It was a classy e-mail, the best e-mail. A yuuuuuuuuge e-mail.

Or just vacate the win against Duke and Coach K (PBUH).

I hadn’t seen it before either. A quick look at Wikipedia suggests it’s from Fula, one of the country’s 60+ languages.

“Cruz... bears striking resemblance to the ferryman of the River Styx”

I want to see proof that Princess Dumbfuck actually has this alleged degree. The blog palingates made a convincing case in I think 2010 that, while she claims to have graduated from the U. of Idaho, it is highly unlikely that she could have earned enough credits to do so in five or six years after transferring so many…

And just what the hell kind of name is “Perd”, anyway???

In the “May you live in interesting times” sense.

“Kasich has managed to raise his profile while giving himself a moderate, reasonable image he hasn’t earned.”

Looks like Ray-Moo is angling to be Minister of Sports in the Drumpf administration.

“And I’d have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for those meddling Millennials!”

I see what you did there. But Elway’s always gonna be more like

Yeah, but imagine an especially straight-laced colleague who always had his 14-year old son hanging out in the faculty lunch room. I can see where a lot of White Sox players would have had a big problem with this.

C’mon, man, can’t we have one thread without dragging Trump and his supporters into it?

Ah the wonder of Twitter: What else can turn even the smartest, most learned among us into a loud-mouthed dumbfuck?

It’s an awe-inspiring, magnificent world, but it’s a dwarf planet.

Heck, sometimes, if that’s what you’re into, it’s even part of the fun.

What’s wrong with the Fucklahoma Shitty Butt Thunder? Karma would be my guess.

Pfft, go on - it has ‘Kansas’ right in the name. :p

Well, not always: They were the Dallas Texans first.

I know of a case of a player dying of a spinal cord injury in the arena league, though: