“The status quo isn’t working. Lets try something new.”

“I don’t see why privatizing government programs as necessarily a bad thing”

“and the assumption is that [Perot] took much more from Bush than Clinton.”

“Most Democrats would rather have Trump as president than Hillary.”

It’s not too late for a quickie repeal of the 22nd amendment. Let’s do it for the children!

I thought he did a servicable Shatneresque job. But I didn’t think he was what stood out about that magnificent flick, by any means.

Yeah, I’m pro-Sanders, and it took me a while to wrap my brain around the “If Bernie doesn’t win, I’m for Trump” crowd. But I’ve seen it, including on this very blog.

I’ve just been testing my time machine. Um, you’re not gonna like Thursday.

When I was younger I wanted to be an astronomer. But it turns out I suck at higher math. It was a bummer, but so far I’ve managed to get through life without committing any felonies. So where’s my goddamn Nobel Prize, already?

Because there was no question of being able to hide or cover up such serious crimes for which there was such clear-cut evidence. Please don’t pretend the Patriots’ organization is just that extarordinarily virtuous.

So much This.

Wait, you can ge banned from a league for addressing the commissioner with profanities?

How’s he keep up with the news like that?

‘I always imagine people who make this censorship complaint working at Starbucks and greeting everyone with, “Good morning! Your face looks like a butthole!”’

Clearly he has some absolutely vile photos of ESPN’s top management. There simply is no other explanation.

And that was argably the least horrifying policy of his administration.

Aww, crap, this game was for Olympic qualifying? Well, gosh, props to the USSF for going all-out to publicize that fact.

He so should have gotten the ball at the end of the game a year ago. But, technically, he did score the winning touchdown in SB XLVIII.

Dude, Barry Switzer won a Super Bowl. Is this really so much harder to wrap your brain around?

And, as everyone knows, the Patriots are the only team that gets made fun of.