On this blog, sir, we say “An undefeated 15-1".

Hoping this play will be on continuous loop for the next fucking year, and we can finally give Malcolm Butler a fucking rest.

I’m impressed that fans of a team as successful as the Patriots can remain so perpetually butthurt.

I disagree with your theory, but I shall piggyback on your thread to post this for old times’ sake:

“T”, she then added, reprising perhaps her most incisive tweet.

Wait, an alleged journalist from ABC asked these aspiring leaders of the ostensibly free world who they thought would win a game?

Hey, at least, she didn’t add a hollow “My god, what am I doing with my life?” amirite?

We’ll just have to see if they can squeeze it in amongst the wall-to-wall coverage of MLS Sucks Cuz No Pro/Rel.

Also, to describe the Pro Bowl as in any way representing the “playing” of a “game” or “sport” is at best something of a stretch.

Chelsea, pffft. Let us know when Miazga moves on to the real future of futbol awesomeness: The Chinese League.

What’s your point? — Jeb!

I Am An Old Person, Part CCLXI: All this talk about the Castro brothers was confusing the hell out of me, since Raul and Fidel aren’t really eligible, plus they’re even older than Hillz.

Maybe, maybe not...

So, Texas.

How about Texas vs. the civilized world?

Also, bears defecate in wooded areas, and Pope Francis is an adherent of Roman Catholicism.

I think the last “happy” movie to win big at the Oscars was Shakespeare in Love. And everyone got pissed at them for stealing Saving Private Ryan’s Oscar. How long ago was that, anyway?

“Quite frankly, he’s a player who should have been on your radar if your job is to write about American soccer.”

So now that Miazga isn’t playing in MLS any more, Haisley is willing to mention that he’s a good player.