Gee, thanks, Pacman (and Vontaze Burfict, too), for distracting the nation from an important, immutable, fundamental truth:

You must not watch the same NFL games I do. It does happen. Drawing a big pass interference flag is to football what running into the penalty area and falling down is to soccer.

Have you had your sarcasm detector calibrated recently? If so, they messed up.

Tijuana would be more fitting, I think.

Also,

I’m old enough to remember when they were the Anaheim Rams. Is this so much worse?

I know he said that, and I don’t understand why Saint Louis is not an option while San Antonio is. In any event, I’ve no doubt that, for the right price, St. Louis could become an option.

It’s the Raider way.

I mostly stay in on Sundays. I’m more pissed about the encrappification of the games that will be on TV locally.

And now is also the time for those of us in LA to say goodbye to non-shitty games on Sundays: At 10 AM, it’s the Chiefs curb-stomping the Chargers! Then at 1 PM, stick around to see the Cardinals disemboweling the Rams!

Is there going to be any sort of sanction against Joey Porter for instigation and general dickheadery?

And yet, they did.

C’mon, have you forgotten that movie that was all over the internet a few years ago? Hitler was a big Cowboys fan:

Isn’t it 49ers fans who’ve developed a rep for stabbing people?

Oh, so now a follower of Captain “Political Correctness is destroying our country” is worried about being fair.

coughcoughSaintRonniecoughcough

But... but... today’s the fourth day before the Ides of January.

‘Cause Jesus, as a Palestinian, knew better than to step out in that subzero shit.

There’s no question it takes an extraordinary mind to think of something like that.

+ 1 switch to the scrotum