Because if the stealers do it, it’s cool.

Let’s not go overboard here.

*Refs hurriedly wipe black and yellow jizz from chins*

Which, when you look at it that way, was almost as embarrassing as the result itself.

Yeah, my sister is a marching band alumna of another Pac-12 school; that, plus the Standord band’s all-round snot-nosed punkitude, were her criticisms of the performance.

Yeah, but how much of that was the result of propaganda funded by religious nutbags from Utah?

C’mon, one of their hated rivals is going to lose tonight; surely that will be enjoyable.

Sheesh, Steve, TM-frickin’-I!

“So is this story supposed to denigrate Bush the elder...”

Trying to feel sorry for ESPN...

Is he willing to clean up after?

We’re talking about people who chanted “Let them die!” about people without health insurance. I’m pretty sure they’ll regard depriving 30,000 people of their livelihoods as a plus (as long as it isn’t, you know, them).

She really should stick to talking about college football.

This is exactly why I do not believe the conspiracy theory: Is Sarah Palin going to make a misguided attempt to protect her daughter, or is Sarah Palin going to pull a dangerous, stupid, and quite possibly insane stunt to further her own ambitions? The answer is pretty obvious as far as I’m concerned.

Isn’t that exactly what happened in the mid ‘90s when semi-sentient bag of crap Ken Behring tried to move the Seahawks to LA? I’m pretty sure the Kingdome was still not completely paid off in 2000 when it got blown up.

“but indoor soccer isn’t exactly big time.”

“Papers can blame technology all they want, but check most metropolitan dailies and you’ll see that they’re offering up the same stale columnists from decades ago.”