“I guess the state is waiting for their cut.”

I like him fine. Thanks to him, my fantasy team was merely kinda crappy instead of an apocalyptic failure.

Cool pic. Surely the Times alsp pointed out that, if you live near your parents in a town like Stars’ Hollow, your days are brightened by an endless parade of interesting and colorful characters?

Try for an enormous cash settlement for the sponge left in his campaign’s head?

“Hey, stop stealing my ideas.” - Adam Sandler

Order the baked beans and reenact that scene from Blazing Saddles.

Shhh - what if he decides he wants yours?

I like to think it’s a recognition at long last that a position that relies on lies, threats, and terroroism to advance its cause is not in any sense righteous.

Harvey spectacularly fucked up his job and has been rewarded with another chance at it.

As a Lizard Person, Fiorina presumably has a cloaca.

¡Club Deportivo Retrocesadores de Bicicleta!

Go Fish? Naw, I’m pretty sure Hucklenuts and the Frothinator would find their intellectual level more in a game like Slapjack.

And Draper is light years better than Bicycle Kick Haisley.

There was nothing in Al Capone’s vault,

Nothing about how the Giants’ defense then stepped up to stop the Panthers and force overtime?

Midway through the second quarter it’s Racial Slurs 21, Bilge 0. Way to back up the talk, LeSean.

“Ooo, that sounds like a challenge.”

I’m an old fart. But I’ll bet most millennials know how to use a fucking apostrophe, and when the fuck not to (‘pussies’, not ‘pussy’s’, Shakespeare).

Anything by Haisley is guaranteed to be shittastic. But what especially stands out was when he spent the better part of a month insisting the US Women’s team were going to embarrass themselves at the World Cup, until they beat Germany and he tried to pretend he knew they’d come up big.

Didn’t the US beat France in last year’s Algarve Cup final? That doesn’t prove anything, of course, except that you’re wrong.