Hey, extraordinarily bad IS extraordinary!

Well, in Bush’s case, there already was a war. That’s why the guy was throwing his shoes at him.

I figure about half of this is news: Everyone hates the stealers, because fuck those fucking fuckers. But if they have a particular issue with the Bengals, go Bengals.

Rex then got to work figuring out how to troll the refs at the coin toss for next week’s game.

Looks like you’re the one whining and complaining here.

No way, dude. Assistant french fry maker, tops.

Maybe he’s just up there looking for someone, anyone, who can run the damn ball with Lynch and Rawls both hurt?

Having come of age during the ‘80s, I’ll just go on blaming Reagan like always, thank you very much.

Sweet dreams, Mr. Van Winkle.

And keep the Chargers in San Diego, and the raiders in Oakland.

Figures these gentlemen and scholars would have no clue how to spell ‘traitor’ but know exactly how to spell ‘faggot.’

That’s “bitch ass bitch chucklefuck” to you, sir.

Saint Louis on the other hand is totally safe.

All of them?

Given the likely ticket prices and the likely shittiness of the teams involved, I for one am way ahead of you here.

MLS isn’t the very best soccer soccer there is. But it is soccer, and it’s right fucking here. Having suffered through the ‘80s with no outdoor soccer league, and the early ‘90s with no league period, I’m delighted with the fact that MLS exists and is pretty stable.

Well, see, the final was an exciting game and did nothing to support the notion that MLS is a retirement league for aging Euroballers. So how is Haisley supposed to squeeze an “MLS suxz amirite?” column out of that?

As nearly as I can tell from the pro-rel people, the point of having pro-rel is to have it.

Speaking of players, would Herm Edwards be where he is today if not for Joe Pisarcik?

See, I’ve always thought of Dick Cheney as a more bloodthirsty version of Mr. Potter from It’s a Wonderful Life.