The Frothinator wrote a rejoinder in the ‘00s titled “It Takes a Family”. It did not achieve the same cultural resonance, in part because most families aren’t self-sufficient islands unto themselves, and the ones that are tend to be the most massively fucked up of all.

Surely his contract specifically forbids him from limiting Mr. Bryant’s minutes, asking Mr. Bryant to pass the ball, etc., etc.

Yeah, that’s funny.

Spoiler alert: It’s the second one.

I wish both these teams could lose, and bless their hearts, they’re both trying their darnedest.

They’re figuring this internet thing, it’s a fad. It’ll pass, just like the hula hoop and disco.

In principle, I agree with you. That said,

Why should I? Your presence here constitutes solid evidence that this is an appropriate place to be an annoying twat.

It’s an inspiring saying. But he said it as he was trying to get a closer look at an erupting volcano. He did not survive the encounter. Maybe he should have played it safe?

Okay, how’s this: Claiming there are “liberal witch-hunts for Islamophobes” is fucking stupid. Is that relevant enough?

You’d think that if it were such an obviously lame clock, there would be even less reason for the school to crap its collective pants the way it did.

But if you get past that, feel free to buy all the guns you could ever want!

See, I came here to offer

Inside every dinosaur head was a brain the size of a walnut. Seems worth mentioning here.

I’m guessing he knows ‘don’t’ has an apostrophe, and that proper nouns are capitalized. And that’s more that can be said of some people.

You’d sure like to think that, given how much of US Soccer’s trophy case has been filled by the Women’s Team, they’d take better care of them.

Star Trek, not real? You LIE! Shut your lying mouth, liar!

Lack of other options?

Many, many years ago in my mis-spent yoot I was a rent-a-cop, but for a dfferent company. We were explecitly forbidden from any sort of physical confrontation with the public:

My wife doesn’t follow me.