Mush from the wimp.

It was the codpiece that made all the difference.

But I like to think it’s “God, I suck.”

“And if Green Bay was such a favorite, why would the replacement refs call the Fail Mary the way they did?”

Shouldn’t, but the evidence indicates that they appear to.

Can we be sure he wasn’t just talking like that because he was concussed?

His wife vetoed “Large Penis”. This was the compromise.

Contemplate the futility of human existence?

Different them, different scale of wrongs. You pursue profressed reasonableness with a zeal that is downright unreasonable.

I only heard of this guy a few days ago, because that’s how sheltered I am, and I’m already thinking of him as the Bill Cosby of porn.

Same. However, Rodgers’ head was turned, if only a little. I feel dirty agreeing with Phil Simms, but the potential for a neck injury is there.

“Our river never caught fire.” — Detroit

How about, let’s be exactly as fair to the opposition as the opposition is to us.

Whatevs. I’m 50, and I love MLS.

Tell me about it - ¡Jeb!

“why should we feel alright with a country where elementary school children and moviegoers and patients at a medical facility and college students going to class are just doing their thing and suddenly they’re dead? That’s not freedom.”

Wrinkled prunes >>>>> apocalyptic pigfuckery 8 days a week.

Agreed. Watching two shitty teams strive to out-shit each other resulted in a remarkably exciting game.

Especially right about now, when Cleveland just lost to ex-Cleveland in the most Cleveland possible way.

Didn’t he once leave a sponge in somebody’s head? I’m starting to wonder if he was even that great a doctor.