Y’know, I want to see documentation from John Hopkins saying Carson really did go there. Hell, I want to see documentation from the ROTC at Carson’s high school saying Carson really took part. At this point, no one should take Carson’s word for anything he says.

Of course Iran knows who he is. Even in Tehran, they know what happens when you Google santorum.

Aww, at first I thought you said, “Stop trying to make felch happen”. And that would have been frothier.

That tells me either she thinks this is winnable, or the Racial Slurs offered her a really stupefying amount of money even by DC lawyer standards.

Yes, Simers did indeed have a long, well-paid career. As such, this seems like a good time to point out that a jury just found his former employer to have really execrable judgement.

TJ Simers crapped on everyone he wrote about (other than himself). Sports is full of jerks, and if he occasionally found someone who actually deserved being crapped upon, I’m supposed to be impressed?

TJ Simers made every single column he wrote about him and he was/is just not an interesting person. He thought being a dick for the sake of being a dick was funny. The fact that the Times continued to highlight his sludge while cutting corners all over the rest of their once-good paper was a big reason I dropped my…

Yep; I know of a man who literally busted a nut trying to help his team:

Did you see last Sunday’s game? Yes, he really is.

Looks like she’s giving him a handie.

Probably most teams’ fans, really.

“and would have went to another if the refs didn’t suck in Seattle.”

Don’t talk about me, all right? Knock it off! — Ryan Leaf

Considering what Hucklenuts’ psychopathic son did to that dog, I guess you just gotta say, Like father, like son. Anyone surprised?

Sure, but we all know what will happen in the NFC East: The Giants will become the first division winner to go 6-10. Then they’ll fluke their way into Super Bowl L, where they’ll beat the Ptriots.

The Seahawks are gentlemen and scholars. Fuck you.

“And being offensive in and of itself doesn’t make something funny, without an original comment or any wit to accompany it.”

Yeah, it’s not fair to say he isn’t smart as a person. But he sure seems to lose his mind at inopportune times during games.

I’m coming to the conclusion that the man is none too bright. That unnecessary roughness penalty with a minute left could have cost the Seahawks big if Cassell weren’t completely hopeless.