“Wait... you could?” - Seattle Seahawks

Or more the the point, they view being a dick as a positive.

Hey, ¡Heb! said he didn’t see why we needed to be spending money on women’s health. At least he’s consistent in his dickitude.

At first I thought your headline read “violent ejaculations”. Which would have been more fun a story.

But remember, everybody: MLS sucks because it’s not like La Liga.

Yep, that is a “downwind of a wet, pungent one” face.

Master Race vs. Jesse Owens at the 1936 Olympics?

Let’s be fair: If there was a fuck going on right on the ice during a hockey game, that would probably grab my attention, too. How do they do that without getting frostbite, I’d wonder.

Well, that’s just because we haven’t finished bombing them into agreeing with us, isn’t it?

‘“All time” meaning “since 1996,” of course.’

“The right of the people to lay a sawbuck on their team covering the spread shall not be infringed.”

When? It was fucking tired when it was Grahame Jones’ schtick with the LA Times in the late ‘90s.

Where “cover” ≠ covering it with a copiously runny bowel movement.

Hell, remember a few months ago when Hucklenuts said he was starting to think there was more freedom in North Korea than the US? He’s always been down with the juche.

This the the most shocking thing I’ve heard all day.

Sports begging? Like hollering at the Seahawks’ offensive line, “Jesus H., will you turdsacks please fucking learn to block?” And that’s not even legal???

Deadspin has an awful lot of black and yellow spooge running down its chin lately. It’s not a good look for y’all.

Eh, you figure his first Twitter fight with Kim Jong Un will be epic. Assuming, of course, a whole lot of people don’t end up getting killed as a result.

Consider the Reep base. That’s why he’s leading in the polls.