Right. It’s not a bet; it’s a game of skill.

I also recommend as a more detailed discussion Aroup Chatterjee’s book Mother Theresa: The Final Verdict.

Why the hell does anyone, anywhere, pay Matt Millen to express his opinion? 0-16 - that’s what fucking happens when people pay attention to what Matt Millen thinks.

It’s funny, in the ‘80s and ‘00s I was all about the 22nd amendment. But these days I can really see its drawbacks.

His hair isn’t enough of an affront to gravity, though.

It makes her look like she’s trying to give her mother a run for her ill-earned money in loathsomeness, is how it looks.

Yeesh, talk about judgemental: Is it really a sin if everyone taking part enjoys it?

Doesn’t have a point of view, knows not where he’s going to, isn’t he a bit like you and me?

So, basically, don’t go out in public.

Naw, naw, that’s when she makes like she wants to hug him, then lifts his wallet and skedaddles.

Many years ago I discovered the secret to a happy marriage with a spouse who doesn’t like sports is watching the games with the sound off. Since most announcers are loud-mouthed morons, I feel like it’s win-win all around.

Whoa, time flies. I could have sworn that was since the turn of the century, or at least maybe late ‘90s. I’m glad it didn’t actually take, though.

Corporations are people. Fetuses are people. Guns are people.

But especially anyone with the same last name. Talk about embarrassing.

Taco Bell is in Mexico City, too. I’m sure the locals are delighted.

Coming soon: Games of Skill Players Anonymous?

Damn, that’s a shitty-ass day. I am sorry.

Naw, Dempsey just throws humongous temper tantrums at US Open Cup matches.

I will say I’m surprised Wilson isn’t throwing to Graham all the time: When you’re a quarterback behinds an offensive line whose ability to avoid collapsing can regularly be measured in nanoseconds, it seems like it’d be a good idea to keep an eye out for the pass-catching dude on your team who’s nine feet tall.

“...the Seahawks are to getting calls what the Patriots are to cheating.”