I’m a west coast person and I heard about her when I was a kid. I read some weird stuff, though.

I thought the Stallions didn’t so much perish as move to Montreal and become the new Alouettes?

In an emergency, butt crack > crotch. Got it.

I think a sexually non-explicit relationship is one where they kiss, and then there’s a camera-pan upwards, orchestral music, fireworks, and a fade to black.

So there’s a chance the Rams could split and St. Louis could be left with an empty billion-dollar stadium?

Does St. Louis provide for recalls? Maybe there’s no need to wait.

Childhood nutrition has a fair amount to do with how tall a person grows. A few years ago I read about sailors on a North Korean fishing boat that had gone off course in a storm and were picked up by the Southern coast guard. And some of them in the infirmary were overheard saying they couldn’t see marrying a woman…

Well, but as someone else pointed out, Sarah Palin is still “Governor Palin” when she couldn’t even be bothered to finish her term. Evidently there’s an element of IOKIYARism at work, too.

Disagree. Any day that ends in -y is a great day to take cheap shots at The Donald.

I think it might be a good thing if Biden jumped in, because he’d further split the centrist vote, which would favor Sanders.

No one’s going to be perfect. Sanders is still a politician; I’m hoping that, if elected president, public pressure will move him in a good direction on the gun issue.

I dunno; if you’re a football fan, losing the sevens would bite.

How about “Former Secretary of State Clinton”? I thought it was customary to refer to former/aspiring future public officials by the highest office they’d achieved so far.

At the same time, the person who ordered the methshake is pissed because they just got a regular damn shake.

People? Naw, you’re thinking of Wendy’s.

Yeah, but had someone pooped in the hole?

He’d be horrible. But Scott Wanker would be even worse.

+Number 2.

Well, if they had a threesome with George Wallace.

Right. Corporations are people. Fetuses are people.