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It would be nice if his receivers were capable of getting open on a regular basis, of course.

Yeah, I was pretty much thinking that, if we’re going to try for another Super Bowl, this needs to be the year. I mean, you can always hope everything comes together at an unforeseeably awesome moment, just ask the Giants. But you sure can’t plan on that.

I hate to be that guy, but you misspelled ‘Worthlessraper’.

I don’t begrudge Luck his anticipatory joy. But Wilson > Luck.

He probably just sucks, doesn’t he?

Best Beckham ever. And I’m saying this as a Galaxy fan.

Silent but Deadlies, we call ‘em.

Well, see, there you go: It’s totally all about educating that guy who runs the cafe next door. Because how could looking it up on the internet have been sufficiently nightmarish and appalling educational?

Um, moose-fucking is not consensual, either.

Look, this guy went to Zimbabwe knowing who’s running the place. Judging by his actions, he know he was breaking the laws. He tortured the lion, letting him suffer 40 hours with an arrow wound. Under the circumstances, extraditing him to answer to Mugabe’s judicial system seems exquisitely fair.

Not only that, but he’d just been presented with the Bart Starr Award For Outstanding Moral Outstandingness. This is the most NFL a person can be without killing someone and getting away with it.

Mexico fired their coach, while Klinsmann has job security oozing from every orifice. Clearly the US won the Gold Cup.

Yes, Germany does do Christmas stuff really well. But we’re talking Linda Tripp.

Hillz is probably my third choice behind Sanders and repealing the 22nd amendement so we can keep re-electing Obama forever. But Linda fucking Tripp and her lingering taint need to fuck the hell off. That’s as true now as it was in the ‘90s.

Are there any photos of her with Dick Cheney? Because she looks like Dick Cheney as a drag queen.

German-themed Christmas store, like circa 1936?

If the ‘90s are back, where the fuck is Molly Ivins? I doubt I’m the first to post this, but it bears repeated repeating: “Camille Paglia: Sheesh, what an asshole”.

He looks like he’s maybe a smidge less spindly than his old man, and faster than I remember him being, too.

Mmm... sixty-four slices of American cheese:

Don’t the Turks still claim nothing whatsoever happened between them and the Kurds, and anyway it was all the Kurds’ fault?