“Megyn Kelly represents the very best of American journalism”

Y’know, that sick shade of yellow screams diseased liver.

They caught him deflating footballs to half an ounce per square inch under the legal limit.

“No judging” — Troy McClure

Makes Van Halen and their brown M&M clause look downright reasonable...

PUBLIC URINATION - ON MIKE HUCKLENUT’S SHOES - FOR THE WIN!

Damn straight. I believe - I have a sincere religious belief - that Artemis, goddess of the hunt, wants me to hunt for parking spaces without having to pay for that shit. Paying for parking tickets violates my freedom of conscience. So fuck that noise.

And, for the first time in her life, succeeding at something!

Once. Maybe.

Ow, ow, I read your comment and realized I’m fresh out of brain bleach!

I’m just astonished to hear there are still people out there who aren’t convinced Goodell is a dickheaded idiot. I fucking despised Paul Tagliabue, and this walking pile of fail is mking Tagliabue look good.

Words to live by.

You knw what’s awesome? If sometime after Fogle and Kim Davis get out of their respective clinks, Fogle went down to Kentucky to get a marriage license for him and a 16-year old girl, she’d go ahead and sign off on that fucker, because there’s no homotude involved.

Ah. *Adds “Sleeping normal hours on Saturdays” to list of reasons why I like being an MLS fan.*

I don’t think you can call “Survivior’s Fallacy” when the sports landscape of the US is littered with the corpses of soccer leagues that lasted a few short years and went kaput. MLS has lasted 20 years, and that in itself is an accomplishment unmatched in the sport in the US. So I would argue that this is in itself an…

Well, duh.

He’s saying this because he’s a Eurosnob and crapping on MLS is most of his schtick.

Well, the Seahawks had Jackson in for a physical today, so there’s that. I hope they sign him: If they can’t bear to hand the ball to Beast Mode 1 yard from glory (“so bitter,” observed one of my students, and what’s yer point, kid?), maybe they could give it to his old teammate.

SNOPGHAZI!!!1!!1!

Hey man, when’s the last time you saw a snake in Alaska? Q. E. Fuckin’ D.